Okay, listen up humans! You might think I’m barking at the mailman for no reason, but let me enlighten you: I see it as my duty to protect the house from this suspicious character who arrives daily. I mean, he’s carrying a bag and trying to sneak past me like he owns the place! Plus, he smells like a hundred different dogs! So, every time I bark, it’s because I’m on high alert, keeping you safe. Just doing my job! Oh, and by the way, I’m still waiting for him to throw me a treat!
