I mean, sure I bark, chase my tail, and love belly rubs, but I also have a deep understanding of the universe! Just last week, I contemplated the meaning of life while staring at my reflection in the shiny floor. I can also sniff out a treat from a mile away! So, why do they think I can't read the room? Next time they say 'bad dog', I might just show them my PhD in 'Fetching'.
